The fighting Irish?!

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Minerva
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The fighting Irish?!

Post by Minerva » 07 Jul 2019 17:29

Into a Belfast pub comes Paddy Murphy, looking like he'd just been run over by a train. His arm is in a sling, his nose is broken, his face is cut, and bruised, and he's walking with a limp.

'What happened to you?' asks Sean, the bartender.

'Micheal O'Connor and me had a fight,' says Paddy

'That little skinny O'Connor?,' says Sean, 'How could he do that to you? He must have had something in his hand.'

'That he did,' says Paddy, 'a shovel is what he had, and a terrible beatin' he gave me with it.'

'Well,' says Sean, 'you should have defended yourself the same way! Didn't you have something in your hand?'

That I did,' said Paddy. 'Mrs. O'Connor's breast. And a thing of beauty it was; but useless in a fight.'
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Re: The fighting Irish?!

Post by John » 07 Jul 2019 17:43

Ha ha, Paddy boobed there! :lol:

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Re: The fighting Irish?!

Post by Minerva » 07 Jul 2019 18:11

:lol: :Hattip
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Re: The fighting Irish?!

Post by Dokie » 24 Jul 2019 20:21

😂😂😂 good one

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